How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
ST19 9LX Neighbourhood in South Staffordshire is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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Bad show, old bean. Mummy would be horrified if I associated with the riffraff who live near South Staffordshire. Why don't you look at moving to a better neighbourhood in Staffordshire, such as Horsebrook or Stretton? My chum Giles used to rent a cottage just down the road from Stretton. I'll ask him to see if it's vacant. A bit of friendly advice, old chap. Open a trust fund and look at moving to a more desirable neighbourhood. You'll get more respect by living in a posh neighbourhood, what ho.
I presume you went to school at Wolverhampton Girls' High School, in Wolverhampton South West? I'll wager you had a jolly old time with your chums in the hockey team. I say, you must have looked dapper in your uniform. Those pesky oiks in those ghastly comprehensive schools with their GCSEs will never be able to keep up with you, old chap. Let's reminisce and watch our children play a good old game of hockey or rugger some time soon.
I can imagine that you're positively itching to get away from the riffraff in your neighbourhood, so why not stop by for high tea this Saturday and leave your 3-bedroom semi in South Staffordshire for the day? You'll simply adore our country mansion. I'll get our butler Jeeves to greet you at the gates and drive you to the entrance. Ask him to stop when you pass the ponies. You can help Arabella groom them, if you so wish. Don't forget to wipe your grubby boots before you come in.
Because I'm a spiffing chap I would be delighted to lend you a few thousand from my trust fund to help you out a little. You never know, it might just be enough to elevate you to a better social status. Perhaps you could rent a nice maisonette in Horsebrook, which is a little higher class than South Staffordshire. At the very least you should join Ledene Golf Centre in Wolverhampton sometime soon. Mixing with a good crowd will do wonders for your social standing.
Must tootle orf now, old chap. Pip pip.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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