How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
ST19 9DB Neighbourhood in South Staffordshire is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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Bad show, old bean. Mummy would be horrified if I associated with the riffraff who live near South Staffordshire. Why don't you look at moving to a better neighbourhood in Staffordshire, such as Stretton or Horsebrook? My chum Giles used to rent a cottage just down the road from Horsebrook. I'll ask him to see if it's vacant. A bit of friendly advice, old chap. Open a trust fund and look at moving to a more desirable neighbourhood. You'll get more respect by living in a posh neighbourhood, what ho.
I presume you went to school at Wolverhampton Girls' High School, in Wolverhampton South West? I'll wager you had a jolly old time with your chums in the hockey team. I say, you must have looked dapper in your uniform. Those pesky oiks in those ghastly comprehensive schools with their GCSEs will never be able to keep up with you, old chap. Let's reminisce and watch our children play a good old game of hockey or rugger some time soon.
I say, what a frightful inconvenience living in South Staffordshire. What a beastly area. Jeeves had to drive the Bentley through a red light just to avoid stopping in such a deprived area. Poor chap. All those council houses certainly bring out the worst in people, wouldn't you say?
Because I'm a spiffing chap I would be delighted to lend you a few thousand from my trust fund to help you out a little. You never know, it might just be enough to elevate you to a better social status. Perhaps you could rent a nice maisonette in Stretton, which is a little higher class than South Staffordshire. At the very least you should join 3 Hammers Golf Complex in Wolverhampton sometime soon. Mixing with a good crowd will do wonders for your social standing.
Must tootle orf now, old chap. Pip pip.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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