Skip to main content
SS6 9RT

Lord Cholmondeley's

How Posh is my Neighbourhood?

By jove!
SS6 9RT Neighbourhood in Rochford is

63% POSH

says Lord Cholmondeley.


Choose another neighbourhood  See the Leaderboard
Quote from Lord Cholmondeley

How very middle class, and absolutely spiffing, old chap. Thrilled to meet your acquaintance. You must meet my chum Giles and Lady Elizabeth over dinner. Giles is from Rayleigh so you'll get on marvellously. I believe he once bought a cottage for his daughter Poppy in Hullbridge to celebrate her eighteenth. Do stop by our country house one weekend. We're in Mill Hill, just a short chauffeur-driven ride from Rochford. My head chef can whisk up some exquisite canapes, and his oysters are to die for.

I presume you went to school at The Sweyne Park School, in Rayleigh and Wickford? I'll wager you had a jolly old time with your chums in the hockey team. I say, you must have looked dapper in your uniform. Those pesky oiks in those ghastly comprehensive schools with their GCSEs will never be able to keep up with you, old chap. Let's reminisce and watch our children play a good old game of hockey or rugger some time soon.

Would you mind if my delightful wife and I stopped by your lovely house in Rochford for high tea? I'll bring the Jaguar along and leave the Bentley in the garage, because I wouldn't want the neighbours in Hullbridge peeping through their curtains. How frightfully gauche.

I'm rather pleased to see that your upbringing has helped you to elevate yourself to a better lifestyle, old chap. It's encouraging to see that any old oik can make a success of their life, even those unfortunate enough to live in Rochford such as your good self. I can imagine that your neighbours must be simply green with envy. Let's compare notes whilst we play the back nine at Belfairs Golf Club in Leigh on Sea sometime soon. My handicap has improved somewhat recently.

Right. I'm orf for supper with my good lady. Toodle pip, old bean.

Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.

Lord Cholmondeley Signature

P.s. Don't forget to share your score with others to tell them all about Lord Cholmondeley's How Posh are You?


Most likely:

Job Title
Car Salesperson
Newspaper
Evening Standard
Hobby
Tinkering with cars
Sport
Snowboarding
TV Programme
Casualty
Drives a
Mini Cooper S
Alcoholic Drink
Red Wine
Evening Meal
Gammon, Egg & Chips

What what, old bean.


Lord Cholmondeley

I say. Isn't this jolly. Thanks for stopping by. I do hope that you have enjoyed my rather outrageous little quiz today.

If you're perusing this rather spiffing website and wonder what on earth all this nonsense is all about, then rest assured that although I have used official data from official sources to compile my analysis of your neighbourhood, it's all good fun.

Of course, it's all rather silly stuff, and I do hope my tittle-tattling has been taken as it is intended - a little lighthearted fun instead of watching that ghastly Eastenders on the television box on your Ikea sofa.

If you are curious to discover more about your neighbourhood area (to find out where the riff-raff are), do pop along to ZoomLocal.co.uk, old bean.

This marvelous website is a super place to download even more information about any neighbourhood in good old Blighty.

SS6 9RT

Where do I get this poppycock?


Ahhh, now you're asking all the right questions, my chum.

You'll be rather pleased to hear that although this tomfoolery is just a bit of fun, the information behind How Posh am I is rather more authoritative.

When you furnish me with your postcode I cross-reference this information with millions of records of official information in my vast (and rather superior) brain. I am, after all, part of society's intelligentsia.

The information I use to find out how posh you are is derived from local authorities, the Office of National Statistics (ONS), Census 2011 records, and other rather insightful databases that enable me to judge you and your social class... by your postcode alone!

Before you get your knickers in a twist, rest assured that I cannot identify any personal information about you - or others - in your neighbourhood. Each postcode I evaluate for society's riff-raff may contain dozens of properties; perhaps more if you are unfortunate enough to live in a frightful terraced house.

Do head over to www.zoomlocal.co.uk if you are interested in a more professional insight into your neighbourhood. These chaps are the renowned experts in producing Neighbourhood Reports that are a marvelous help when deciding where to move house to. Because we all should strive towards a better social class, what what.


ZoomLocal

ZoomLocal's spiffing Neighbourhood Reports tell you everything there is to know about any postcode, including demographics, crime rates, house prices, environmental concerns, local transport, and much more old chap.

It takes away the guesswork and risk of moving house to a bad neighbourhood. Both you and I know this is frightfully important to avoid the riff-raff.

Right, I'm orf. Don't forget to tell someone else about this spiffing website to inspire them towards a higher social rank too. Toodle pip.


Cholmondeley Signature

For the frightfully dull.


My good wife Lady Elizabeth has quite rightly informed me that the more perspicacious of you may be interested in the data behind my analysis of your social standing.

Of course, without research it's extremely tiresome for me to determine your social standing without referring to the odd snippet of data.

So, without further ado, here are the individual scores for income, employment, education et cetera.

As well as cross-referencing your neighbourhood with ONS data, I also analyse other records in ZoomLocal's voluminous amounts of data to allow me to determine how posh you are.

Using my vastly superior mind, I can then determine your neighbourhood rank, and of course establish your social class.

By jove, it's clever stuff. Go ahead, take a gander at how it's done:

RANKPERCENTILE*
Income125213
Employment136755
Education49481
Health218334
Crime283689
Living122613
Adult Skills30251
House PriceN/a2
Average156014

*Percentile: used in statistics indicating the value below which a given percentage in a group fall. For example, if your percentile is 8, then 80% of postcodes score better than you.

Have a good nosey


Curious to know what other peasant's posh scores are?

Well, my old chum, here's a list of the most recent postcodes that the riff-raff have been daft enough to ask me about.

Go ahead, have a good gander. Feel free to chuckle at other people's misfortunes, why don't you.

I've also got a live leaderboard to see if any of you oiks think you can match my perfect score of 100%.

See the Leaderboard

 POSTCODEPOSH SCORE
ME17 4JW45%
BR2 8AA53%
BR6 6BX63%
LS16 6NU22%
SW18 5AP67%
TA6 5JQ42%
RG41 5AT55%
CT4 6UL52%
GU2 4EP45%
GU2 4AW45%