How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
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How very middle class, and absolutely spiffing, old chap. Thrilled to meet your acquaintance. You must meet my chum Giles and Lady Elizabeth over dinner. Giles is from Rayleigh so you'll get on marvellously. I believe he once bought a cottage for his daughter Poppy in Hullbridge to celebrate her eighteenth. Do stop by our country house one weekend. We're in Mill Hill, just a short chauffeur-driven ride from Rochford. My head chef can whisk up some exquisite canapes, and his oysters are to die for.
I presume you went to school at The Sweyne Park School, in Rayleigh and Wickford? I'll wager you had a jolly old time with your chums in the hockey team. I say, you must have looked dapper in your uniform. Those pesky oiks in those ghastly comprehensive schools with their GCSEs will never be able to keep up with you, old chap. Let's reminisce and watch our children play a good old game of hockey or rugger some time soon.
Would you mind if my delightful wife and I stopped by your lovely house in Rochford for high tea? I'll bring the Jaguar along and leave the Bentley in the garage, because I wouldn't want the neighbours in Hullbridge peeping through their curtains. How frightfully gauche.
I'm rather pleased to see that your upbringing has helped you to elevate yourself to a better lifestyle, old chap. It's encouraging to see that any old oik can make a success of their life, even those unfortunate enough to live in Rochford such as your good self. I can imagine that your neighbours must be simply green with envy. Let's compare notes whilst we play the back nine at Belfairs Golf Club in Leigh on Sea sometime soon. My handicap has improved somewhat recently.
By jove, hasn't this been fun. Cheerio for now.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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