How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
SS6 9RT Neighbourhood in Rochford is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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By jove, old sport. You are certainly heading towards becoming rather middle class. But please, old bean, stop shopping at that ghastly Primark in Rayleigh, there's a good sport. You'll never leave your working class roots behind you if you continue with that oik-ish behaviour. Good heavens chap, man up and get moving away from Rochford. Essex can be ghastly in some neighbourhoods, especially around Hullbridge and Mill Hill.
I presume you went to school at The Sweyne Park School, in Rayleigh and Wickford? I'll wager you had a jolly old time with your chums in the hockey team. I say, you must have looked dapper in your uniform. Those pesky oiks in those ghastly comprehensive schools with their GCSEs will never be able to keep up with you, old chap. Let's reminisce and watch our children play a good old game of hockey or rugger some time soon.
I say, what a frightful inconvenience living in Rochford. What a beastly area. Jeeves had to drive the Bentley through a red light just to avoid stopping in such a deprived area. Poor chap. All those council houses certainly bring out the worst in people, wouldn't you say?
I'm rather pleased to see that your upbringing has helped you to elevate yourself to a better lifestyle, old chap. It's encouraging to see that any old oik can make a success of their life, even those unfortunate enough to live in Rochford such as your good self. I can imagine that your neighbours must be simply green with envy. Let's compare notes whilst we play the back nine at Belfairs Golf Club in Leigh on Sea sometime soon. My handicap has improved somewhat recently.
Right. I'm orf for supper with my good lady. Toodle pip, old bean.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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