How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
S75 2AJ Neighbourhood in Barnsley is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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Bad show, old bean. Mummy would be horrified if I associated with the riffraff who live near Barnsley. Why don't you look at moving to a better neighbourhood in South Yorkshire, such as Blacker, Barnsley or Shaw Lands? My chum Giles used to rent a cottage just down the road from Shaw Lands. I'll ask him to see if it's vacant. A bit of friendly advice, old chap. Open a trust fund and look at moving to a more desirable neighbourhood. You'll get more respect by living in a posh neighbourhood, what ho.
It's marvellous that you have a slightly better education than some of the oiks I've come across. What a spiffing time you must have had at Crofton Academy in Hemsworth. But come on, my good man. Stop dressing your children in Tesco school uniform. You'll never reach the dizzy heights of middle class if you dress your offspring with cheap clothes.
I say, what a frightful inconvenience living in Barnsley. What a beastly area. Jeeves had to drive the Bentley through a red light just to avoid stopping in such a deprived area. Poor chap. All those council houses certainly bring out the worst in people, wouldn't you say?
Because I'm a spiffing chap I would be delighted to lend you a few thousand from my trust fund to help you out a little. You never know, it might just be enough to elevate you to a better social status. Perhaps you could rent a nice maisonette in Blacker, Barnsley, which is a little higher class than Barnsley. At the very least you should join Silkstone Golf Club in Barnsley sometime soon. Mixing with a good crowd will do wonders for your social standing.
Must tootle orf now, old chap. Pip pip.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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