How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
HP12 4BS Neighbourhood in Wycombe is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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By jove, old sport. You are certainly heading towards becoming rather middle class. But please, old bean, stop shopping at that ghastly Primark in High Wycombe, there's a good sport. You'll never leave your working class roots behind you if you continue with that oik-ish behaviour. Good heavens chap, man up and get moving away from Wycombe. Buckinghamshire can be ghastly in some neighbourhoods, especially around Downley and Hunt's Hill.
I presume you went to school at Wycombe High School, in Wycombe? I'll wager you had a jolly old time with your chums in the hockey team. I say, you must have looked dapper in your uniform. Those pesky oiks in those ghastly comprehensive schools with their GCSEs will never be able to keep up with you, old chap. Let's reminisce and watch our children play a good old game of hockey or rugger some time soon.
I can imagine that you're positively itching to get away from the riffraff in your neighbourhood, so why not stop by for high tea this Saturday and leave your 3-bedroom semi in Wycombe for the day? You'll simply adore our country mansion. I'll get our butler Jeeves to greet you at the gates and drive you to the entrance. Ask him to stop when you pass the ponies. You can help Arabella groom them, if you so wish. Don't forget to wipe your grubby boots before you come in.
Because I'm a spiffing chap I would be delighted to lend you a few thousand from my trust fund to help you out a little. You never know, it might just be enough to elevate you to a better social status. Perhaps you could rent a nice maisonette in Hunt's Hill, which is a little higher class than Wycombe. At the very least you should join Harewood Downs Artisans Golf Club in High Wycombe sometime soon. Mixing with a good crowd will do wonders for your social standing.
By jove, hasn't this been fun. Cheerio for now.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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