How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
HA2 8NN Neighbourhood in Harrow is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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Bad show, old bean. Mummy would be horrified if I associated with the riffraff who live near Harrow. Why don't you look at moving to a better neighbourhood in Greater London, such as North Harrow or South Harrow? My chum Giles used to rent a cottage just down the road from South Harrow. I'll ask him to see if it's vacant. A bit of friendly advice, old chap. Open a trust fund and look at moving to a more desirable neighbourhood. You'll get more respect by living in a posh neighbourhood, what ho.
It's marvellous that you have a slightly better education than some of the oiks I've come across. What a spiffing time you must have had at Rooks Heath College in Harrow West. But come on, my good man. Stop dressing your children in Tesco school uniform. You'll never reach the dizzy heights of middle class if you dress your offspring with cheap clothes.
I say, wouldn't it be rather thrilling if we stayed at each other's mansions sometime soon. Perhaps you can show me around your delightful property in the South Harrow countryside and partake in a stroll around your landscaped grounds. I'll bring my delightful daughter Arabella; she will simply adore your ponies.
Jolly sad to hear you need to head down to the pawn brokers in North Harrow to afford your family holiday at Butlins this year. My housekeeper has told me that there is a vacancy in my kitchen staff. Do let me know if you're interested, old chap. We would be delighted to offer you a minimum wage. Just don't steal the family silver. It's been handed down for centuries and it's worth a small fortune. If you want to discuss, then meet me at Harrow School Golf Club in Harrow sometime soon. Just don't talk to the other members, in case they think we're chums.
By jove, hasn't this been fun. Cheerio for now.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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