How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
BR6 6BX Neighbourhood in Bromley is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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By jove, old sport. You are certainly heading towards becoming rather middle class. But please, old bean, stop shopping at that ghastly Primark in Orpington, there's a good sport. You'll never leave your working class roots behind you if you continue with that oik-ish behaviour. Good heavens chap, man up and get moving away from Bromley. Greater London can be ghastly in some neighbourhoods, especially around Chelsfield and Green Street Green.
It's marvellous that you have a slightly better education than some of the oiks I've come across. What a spiffing time you must have had at Newstead Wood School in Orpington. But come on, my good man. Stop dressing your children in Tesco school uniform. You'll never reach the dizzy heights of middle class if you dress your offspring with cheap clothes.
I say, what a frightful inconvenience living in Bromley. What a beastly area. Jeeves had to drive the Bentley through a red light just to avoid stopping in such a deprived area. Poor chap. All those council houses certainly bring out the worst in people, wouldn't you say?
Because I'm a spiffing chap I would be delighted to lend you a few thousand from my trust fund to help you out a little. You never know, it might just be enough to elevate you to a better social status. Perhaps you could rent a nice maisonette in Green Street Green, which is a little higher class than Bromley. At the very least you should join High Elms Golf Club in Orpington sometime soon. Mixing with a good crowd will do wonders for your social standing.
Well, I must head orf now. Delightful to meet your acquaintance. Cheerio, old bean.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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