How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
BR2 8AA Neighbourhood in Bromley is
says Lord Cholmondeley.
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Bad show, old bean. Mummy would be horrified if I associated with the riffraff who live near Bromley. Why don't you look at moving to a better neighbourhood in Greater London, such as Bickley or Petts Wood? My chum Giles used to rent a cottage just down the road from Petts Wood. I'll ask him to see if it's vacant. A bit of friendly advice, old chap. Open a trust fund and look at moving to a more desirable neighbourhood. You'll get more respect by living in a posh neighbourhood, what ho.
What a frightful shame that you missed out on the chance of obtaining a basic education. My daughter Arabella was telling me the other day that she played hockey against the ghastly children from Bullers Wood School in Bromley and Chislehurst. Perhaps when you get your inheritance you'll be able to convince the authorities that your children are of a higher social status than you are. Still, I've heard that McDonalds in Chislehurst are seeking new staff, so it's not all bad news. Chin up, old bean.
I say, what a frightful inconvenience living in Bromley. What a beastly area. Jeeves had to drive the Bentley through a red light just to avoid stopping in such a deprived area. Poor chap. All those council houses certainly bring out the worst in people, wouldn't you say?
Because I'm a spiffing chap I would be delighted to lend you a few thousand from my trust fund to help you out a little. You never know, it might just be enough to elevate you to a better social status. Perhaps you could rent a nice maisonette in Bickley, which is a little higher class than Bromley. At the very least you should join Sundridge Park Artisans Golf Club in Bromley sometime soon. Mixing with a good crowd will do wonders for your social standing.
By jove, hasn't this been fun. Cheerio for now.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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