How Posh is my Neighbourhood?
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says Lord Cholmondeley.
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Terrible show, old bean. Aren't you and your neighbours simply beastly. Take my advice: stop mixing with the riffraff in Bradford and avoid succumbing to the hoi polloi. I will ask Arabella's private tutor to stop by and give you some basic elecution lessons to allow you to advance to a higher class. I do believe that she's participating in some dressage in West Yorkshire next week. Undercliffe, I do believe.
What a frightful shame that you missed out on the chance of obtaining a basic education. My daughter Arabella was telling me the other day that she played hockey against the ghastly children from Feversham College in Bradford East. Perhaps when you get your inheritance you'll be able to convince the authorities that your children are of a higher social status than you are. Still, I've heard that McDonalds in Bradford are seeking new staff, so it's not all bad news. Chin up, old bean.
I say, what a frightful inconvenience living in Bradford. What a beastly area. Jeeves had to drive the Bentley through a red light just to avoid stopping in such a deprived area. Poor chap. All those council houses certainly bring out the worst in people, wouldn't you say?
Jolly sad to hear you need to head down to the pawn brokers in Laisterdyke to afford your family holiday at Butlins this year. My housekeeper has told me that there is a vacancy in my kitchen staff. Do let me know if you're interested, old chap. We would be delighted to offer you a minimum wage. Just don't steal the family silver. It's been handed down for centuries and it's worth a small fortune. If you want to discuss, then meet me at Bradford Moor Golf Club in Bradford sometime soon. Just don't talk to the other members, in case they think we're chums.
Must tootle orf now, old chap. Pip pip.
Oh, before I shoot off and get squiffy with my chums at the country club, if you are curious to find out more about your neighbourhood, then grab yourself a copy of a ZoomLocal Neighbourhood Report. Those clever chaps can give you a proper report that reveals everything you need to know about your neighbourhood. Chop chop.
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